today i received a call from a "service tech" from a microsoft partnered business. now, it was obvious that this was some sort of telemarketing type deal because the guy launched right in about the problem with my microsoft computer, how it was slow logging in.
to which i explained, "i don't have a problem with my computer."
"you don't have a computer?"
"no, i don't have a problem with my computer."
"well, it must be some sort of error."
yeah, or you're a telemarketer. calling people and hoping that they'll agree that their computer is running slow so you can sell them some crap microsoft partner related product.