top 11 unsexiest men

okay, i hate title of this post, but it's based on aol's list, and that was their title. i would have called it hollywood's 11 least sexy men. whatever.

why do i care? well, i don't care that much. but, our friend kasey got a little bit of discussion going about the maxim 5 unsexiest women. so, i thought i'd give the counter piece.

the list:
11. ben stiller - hell, i'd put him here because he is not funny. i repeat, not funny. but he's not an unactractive man.
10. eric dane - i don't know who this guy is, but he looks nice in the picture
9. ryan phillipe & josh hartnett (tie) - they're both sort of odd looking, like i get the feeling when i look @ them that something just isn't right
8. pete wentz - ashlee simpson's man. he looks like he could wash his hair right now. and then again. but, i'm pretty sure he's going for that look.
7. james blunt - he's got a nice beard, good indi look
6. kevin connolly - i don't watch entourage, and he doesn't look particularly unsexy. their comment essentially comes down to 'he's average looking.' well, now, if that isn't a great description of unsexy i don't know what is.
5. howard stern - okay, here's the first on the list i'd really agree with. and so would he. he talks about how lanky he is, how big his nose is, etc.
4. simon cowell - yeah, that tight, euro t-shirt on a flabby body isn't that nice looking. we don't all have to be the ripped adonis that i am, but randy "dog" jackson seems to dress for the show without looking like cowell.
3. wilmer valderama - wha? dudes nice looking, snags hot chicks, is an actor, and had some show on mtv.
2. brandon davis - no idea who this guy is. but, he looks chubby and greasy, not very sexy. unless you're into that. (i've been informed that he's some sort of psuedo socialite, that called lindsey lohan firecrotch.)
1. pete doherty - i thought this was a list of stars? being in some barely known english rock band doesn't make you a star. dating a supermodel doesn't make you a star.

yep, that list sucks. where's dr. phil? where's horatio sands? and really, i would only say that anyone says 3 of the 11 are supposed to be attractive/sexy men. and several aren't even close to being stars.

lame.