Wednesday, October 10, 2007

lock up your valuables

where do you keep your important possessions?

do you a safe? file cabinet? safety deposit box?

how about a shed?

what's that, you keep your valuables in a shed? that's brilliant. how often do you go to the shed? oh, not very often. not since last june. hmmm, you may want to check on that.


yes, that's right, some guy kept $5k of gold coins, over a dozen vehicle pink slips, and a $15k cashier's check in a metal shed in visalia. the items disappeared between last june and monday. so, sometime in the last 4 months. that will help nail down when it happened. the guy (gaylord lucas) that reported the theft is from temecula, which is nowhere near visalia. only about 6 hours away.

hey gaylord, maybe next time you want to put that stuff in a safety deposit box.

11 comments:

Adam said...

But he closed the door.

Has everyone boycotted the internets but us?

Adam said...

And by everyone, I mean our friends. Must be a busy week or something.

edluv said...

fools. teh internets keeps going even if you're not around. there will be too much to catch up on!

Anonymous said...

If I ever raise a Gaylord I'll teach him to hide his valuables in a better place than his shed. Somewhere safe. And nearby. And dark.

It's mean but you started it.

Anonymous said...

Ah crap. It''s Jay saying that. Not Becky.

Oh man I can't let this slip by. WV= wwobihav. I don't know, a whomp-rat grinder and some of that blue crap that they drank on the moisture farm?

edluv said...

i started it? his name is gaylord, i'm not calling him one.

edluv said...

and does this mean you two are going to start blogging as one person, a la the johnsons?

Unknown said...

You can not convince me that it was with a straight face that you typed "hey gaylord."

edluv said...

true, true. i'm crafty like that. did jay make that statement of becky?

Unknown said...

It's all me. Becky is far too busy playing dress-up at DavidsBridal.com to comment on peoples' blogs.

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