Showing posts with label stabbing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stabbing. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

knife fight at a party

you know what's not good? going to a birthday party and getting stabbed.

you know what's even worse? when it's your son that stabs you. or your dad.

good thing they both got arrested. clovis is now a safer place.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

video game causes sword attack

fresno, my beloved, continues to impress me with stories. a 31 year old man was arrested for assaulting his roommate after they got into an argument over a video game. the victim was stabbed in the leg and had some cuts on his fingers.

the weapon of choice: samurai sword. that's right, the assailant went all kill bill (i'm not sure which volume) on his roommate. or, maybe he went fresno state basketball on him. i forget what late '90's fsu player was also arrested for attacking a guy w/a samurai sword, but i think it also started over video games.

i wonder what they were playing. obvious choices would be:
heavenly sword
dragon quest sword
prince of persia: rival swords
red steel

less obvious choices:
tiger woods gold
rayman raving rabbits
cooking mama: cook off

come on gamers, learn to settle your differences in the game, not by stabbing each other over the game.