Wednesday, June 03, 2009

axe body detailer tool

i saw this linked over @ boing boing, and so i jumped to it's source (which, btw, will be a new regular read for me).



if you can't read the small print, one line points to the part of the tool where you will wash "jessica's perfume of your ear," and the other line points to the part of the tool that you will use to "scrub[s] jessica's mom's perfume off your knees."

they've hit it right on the head: if you think it's cool/manly/acceptable to have a mother/daughter threesome, you're a tool. and, you probably already wear are swimming in axe.

(okay, it's conceivable that they're saying you're just involved with both, and perhaps not at the same time, but close enough that you haven't showered in between. still not good.)

4 comments:

Lulu said...

Wait a sec, why would you have perfume on your knees? Am I missing something?

edluv said...

you know, i thought knees was strange as well. i mean, i can think of a few ways that this could happen, but i'm not really wanting to fully explain it here.

where do people spray perfume? i'm thinking neck, chest? so, how might that area end up near my knees? does that help create a mental picture?

none the less, it's still odd that her perfume would be on his knees.

Lulu said...

I guess he must have been straddling her face!

auritus said...

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