note the stubble. i'm training so much that i don't even have time to shave. also note the unbuttoned shirt that says, "i'm loose, i'm ready, i can eat a giant calzone." also note the gatorade bottle in the background. that's right, i drink gatorade.
and in this corner, weighing in somewhere between 1.5 & 2.5 lbs...the megazone!
it's big. it's bad. it will probably give me heartburn (i'm getting old). it will definitely challenge me.
i'm not trying to brag, but i think of my main competition as the megazone. i mean, joey, mikey, and josh will be there, too, and i'm not totally discounting them, but that beast on the plate is the real thing to conquer. i take it down, and the competition is mine.
head down to milano. it's downtown. it's not scary. it's on the fulton mall. 1243 fulton. the eating begins @ 5.
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Be sure to take a picture next to the calzone so you can see how big it is. It looks huge in that pic but it is hard to tell because there is nothing to compare it to size wise.
You look ready for some competitive food eating though. You have that dishelved/unkempt/hungry look down. If you had some sort of greasy food stain somewhere on that shirt it would be perfect. Next to being a skinny asian dude, thats as close as you can come to looking like you are going to be competitive food grand champion.
Good luck dude! And happy eating... I hope you have your Prilosec OTC on hand for after this mammouth megazone. Have a great time tonight!!!
You may have your best wife beater on, but I'll be wearing a Mumu!
Nothing and I mean NOTHING beats a MUMU!!!!!
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