i want to punch whomever owns the rights to elvis' songs in the face. i've been thinking about this for several weeks now, and have finally gotten around to posting this.
why would i want to inflict harm on another person? well, it's because...
viva viagra.
that's right, viagra bastardized viva las vegas. now, this wasn't my favorite elvis song or anything. and, although i'm known to belt out an elvis tune or two @ karaoke, i'm not the biggest elvis fan. but, i do like elvis.
(even if he was a hero to most but he never meant...)
anyway, let me get back to my point. viagra has screwed the song for us all. yeah, i know, i said that.
now, every time you hear the song, you'll think, viva viagra. when i go to las vegas, and think of that song, i hear, viva viagra.
i hate you viagra ad team. and i want to punch someone in the face for disgracing that song. i'm thinking it's nick cage. it seems like something he'd do.
now, i'm going to go sit in a claw footed tub in the middle of the countryside because i just got done rocking out with my buds in the garage.
2 comments:
I'm pretty sure Nic Cage is divorced from Lisa Marie.
Steve
yeah, but i also think he may have gotten the rights.
i a despise his hair plugs.
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