Saturday, October 28, 2006

Vladimir Luxuria vs. Elisabetta Gardini

i'm always intrigued by other countries governments. you know, you see footage on the news of some parliment in taiwan or somewhere, and the guys are literally duking it out. or other nations that elect former porn stars to high positions. these things always seem the bickering done in our houses of congress seem mild and tame.

here's the latest example:


i don't know when or if the u.s. will get to the point where we elect a trans-gendered person. i hope that if we do, we can figure out who gets to use what toilet.

here are some of the things i find amusing in the article:
first off, Ms. Vladimir Luxuria changed her name from Wladimiro Guadagno. usually, when you change your name, you change your first name. and maybe your last name too. but, why would you just change the spelling of your pretty manish first name? is vladimir more connotative of a woman than wladimiro? but, i've got to hand it to you, i dig luxuria as a last name.

second, a former "showgirl" is upset? i don't know about italy, but "showgirl" is a friendly euphemism for stripper here in the u.s. maybe the transgender person should be upset that she has to share a restroom with her. and, ms. gardini calls it "sexual violence?" uhhh, you might want to dial that claim back a little bit. maybe you might want to save that label for real sexual violence (rape, sexual assault, sexual harrassment, and so on).

finally, i feel it's pretty important that they point out that ms. luxuria has never had any sort of surgery. this isn't really funny. but, i think it opens a whole new can of worms to the issue. i mean, this is a guy in the women's restroom. what defines gender? generally, in society, it's the parts attached. if you have male parts, you use the male restroom. if you have women's parts, you use the women's. sure, i definately think that someone dressed in the opposite clothes would be a disturbance. but, if i didn't know, it wouldn't bother me at all. furthermore, if we were using a coed restroom it wouldn't be a problem at all. i thought europe was supposed to be more liberal. i thought they had all sorts of loose morals. yet, they're wierded out over a restroom? come on.

5 comments:

Monticore said...

I'm not sure gender is really defined by anatomy anymore. For example on King of the Hill they needed genetics testing to confirm ones gender.

Lately there was an article about a guy in India who had a penis and a uterus. However genetic testing confirmed he had only male chromosomes.

Adam said...

or other nations that elect former porn stars to high positions.

I don't know if we've elected any porn stars, but we did have movie-star Reagan and bodybuilder/movie-star Arnold. And don't forget WWF wrestler Jesse Ventura.

edluv said...

we've definately had some colorful characters in office here in the u.s. but i still think a full on melee in parliment, or electing a porn star may take the cake over a few actors. it may just be a slight edge though.

Unknown said...

Did anyone see that video from somewhere like Czech Republic where one of the candidates just walked over and hit the other guy? It had to do with his wife's reputation... hang on...

Here it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qa1kp5KR84

Don't be distracted by the Borat advert above... This was around long before the Borat movie ads.

Adam said...

I'm glad we don't settle disputes like that here, because I'm sure Bush's frat buddies would bum rush anybody who smacked him on the head like that, or the secret service, one or both.

Anywho, I'd still like to see Bush just get open-hand whacked on the back of the noggin.