you're a long way from home yuppie boy. i'll start a tab.
Monday, May 04, 2009
seen while driving
let me try to paint a picture for you: i saw an s.u.v. today the license plate spelled trigger happy the license plate frame said, "my other toy has tits."
Like a douche bag. I would imagine like one of these guys: http://www.usmagazine.com/files/spencer-pratt-jason-wahler-b.jpg
I am guessing by the tone of this email it was someone unexpected though so I am going with this person: http://isaacsondata.com/images_articles/isaacson_gertrude_1989.jpg
so, it was a white dude, middle aged, with a goatee.
i just thought it was odd someone would have such a gross frame. but secretly i hoped when i pulled up next to the vehicle it would be a lesbian NRA member.
charlton heston?
ReplyDeleteLesbian NRA member?
ReplyDeleteLonely man with inflatable doll?
Like a douche bag. I would imagine like one of these guys: http://www.usmagazine.com/files/spencer-pratt-jason-wahler-b.jpg
ReplyDeleteI am guessing by the tone of this email it was someone unexpected though so I am going with this person:
http://isaacsondata.com/images_articles/isaacson_gertrude_1989.jpg
nick nocketback trying to look hard?
ReplyDeletesorry, nick. i couldn't resist.
ReplyDeletei'll go with kasey's trick question theory... was it jerry dyer? no, that would almost be expected... nancy osborne? henry t? jim franklin?
wtf Ed? You are just going to leave us hanging like that?
ReplyDeleteit's gotta be the most redneck dude ever..... bleh!
ReplyDeleteso, it was a white dude, middle aged, with a goatee.
ReplyDeletei just thought it was odd someone would have such a gross frame. but secretly i hoped when i pulled up next to the vehicle it would be a lesbian NRA member.
Ed, I am disappointed. Our guesses were much funnier. Couldn't you have just said it was Nancy Osborne? She is a lsbian NRA member isn't she?
ReplyDeleteoh i agree, the guesses were funnier.
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